• me: facebook.tumblr.com
  • me: google.tumblr.com
  • me: youtube.tumblr.com
  • me: tumblr.tumblr.com
  • me: omg why isn't it working

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whoateallthecookies:

He speaks the truth bro.

whoateallthecookies:

He speaks the truth bro.

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  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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okaysional:

That fucking victory sip at the end, hahahahaha

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